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July 12, 2009

Dave's Shin-dig in the barn was held July 12th at, where else, Dave's place. About 1.5 trillion people attended (names withheld by request). Everyone enjoyed Bar-Be-Cued Cat and Sauteed Squirrel and delicious desserts including ice cream. This menu would have been true except Tonya vetoed both squirrel and cat. Following the eating frenzy and subsequent cleanup, there was square dancing with Wade Morrow calling out square dance moves. The calling continued progressively faster until everyone was tied up into knots then there was a large unknotting session. Everyone who attended said it was a "hoot" except for two guys who were mute, but even they gave a thumbs up. As everyone was leaving the parking lot, the sheriff arrested several drivers for dosadoing when they should have been promenading. The whole shin-dig was sponsored by Jerry's Veterinary Clinic and Taxidermy Shop. Remember, at Jerry's, either way you get your pet back. No pets were actually harmed in the creation of this dance although someone took their shoes off and said "these puppies are tired." Take a look at these high resolution pictures taken by the Hubble Space Telescope, your tax dollars at work.

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I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

Wallace Stevens

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